The first reader of the website made a request for the speech of speeches. I may be overexaggerating here but here it is. It has been edited a little to remove the names of the guilty and innocent. There will be some links that you can follow if you desire so here’s the legal bit. … Read more
Dedicated to Caroline and Murphy and inspired by Griff. Tonight, I went to meet a large group of my friends. I had not seen any of them for months. I ended up wanging a welly. I will not list the top seven welly-wanging wellies because I only wanged one welly. I’ve done a couple of … Read more
I mentioned being a long-time (almost serial) lyrical larcenist in my wedding speech. It appears my re-offending has no bounds. (Even after so many years of not being one, the teacher in me wanted to say recidivism, but you’ll be pleased to see I held back!) I steal other people’s lyrics because I often find … Read more
